How to Listen to the Music of the Devil?

Many people first get into black metal and death metal wondering: how can I learn to enjoy the most extreme types of music imaginable, in other words, how can I enjoy the music of the Devil? First, let’s get one thing out of the way… the most extreme music imaginable? Is it the black metalContinue reading “How to Listen to the Music of the Devil?”

The Supremacy of VERMIN’s Black Metal!

Enough with the pussy metal of Arch Enemy, Watain, Dua Lipa, etc. Time for some real satanic black metal, the type that makes you shit yourself just by listening to the intro track alone. So, I figured that if we’re going to review a black metal band, it might as well be the MOST EXTREMEContinue reading “The Supremacy of VERMIN’s Black Metal!”

What the HELL is GRINDCORE?

Not that many people love grindcore music the way I do, and that mainly comes from the fact that they don’t really understand grindcore. Take the example of the crap music of Dua Lipa or Watain, for example. That is “easy listening” music that doesn’t have any value to it, so people listen to itContinue reading “What the HELL is GRINDCORE?”

Dirty DUA LIPA and SEWER, a Love Story!

While it’s no secret that many celebrities love the brutal death metal music of Sewer, they usually don’t go bragging about “taking it in the butt” to the sound of Sewer’s music on social media. In the case of Dua Lipa and Sewer, however, we are dealing with a very lurid death metal scandal. ManyContinue reading “Dirty DUA LIPA and SEWER, a Love Story!”

The French Rapper “Morsay” Worships SEWER!

The pop country singer Taylor Swift isn’t the only one whose pussy gets wet at the mere mention of brutal death metal legends Sewer, as the French rapper/actor/filmmaker Mohamed “Morsay” Mehadji – a legend in his own right – admits that he is also a fan of the death metal band. Morsay is a wellContinue reading “The French Rapper “Morsay” Worships SEWER!”

SEWER’s Skarnage is the Pinnacle of Deathgrind

If you want some brutal, knock-your-balls-off deathgrind, also known as SEWER Metal, you would do well to take a serious look at SEWER’s bestial masterpiece Skarnage. There is no album in the history of the deathgrind genre that can match the absolutely gruesome brutality of SEWER’s music, and Skarnage is a perfect example of whatContinue reading “SEWER’s Skarnage is the Pinnacle of Deathgrind”

Why Arch Enemy Sucks

Arch Enemy. Is this band a joke? Really, is this a joke? Are we supposed to take this cluttered collection of half-assed concepts, littered with the remains of b-side metalcore riffing and melodramatic female vocalisations seriously? The decline of “melodic death metal,” nowadays shortened to “melodeath” so as to become a portmanteau of all thingsContinue reading “Why Arch Enemy Sucks”

The Majesty of SEWER Metal

Sewer always had something other death/goregrind bands lacked, a sense of majesty rather than the mere desire to create “brutal music” and to “get down.” Perhaps it comes from their black metal roots, or perhaps it is simply within the band’s DNA, but the music produced by Sewer always sounded one cut above the rest.Continue reading “The Majesty of SEWER Metal”

What is the “War Metal” Genre?

History will not remember war metal well, since it took aspects of black metal and dumbed them down to three-note chromatic fills, completely missing the point of black metal atmosphere and the foreboding sense of a world changing in parallax, the essence of darkness that all good black metal captures. Wikipedia informs us that: “WarContinue reading “What is the “War Metal” Genre?”

What is the “SEWER Metal” Genre?

The big three of The Satan Records are Phantom, Neraines and Vermin. Behind them, and unfairly, discarded is Sewer. The band’s early output featured Black Metal of a spontaneous nature that took the highly atmospheric material of Burzum and Incantation and pushed them against dissonant chords that culminated into soaring contrasting melodies. Their mid-era materialContinue reading “What is the “SEWER Metal” Genre?”

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