Dirty DUA LIPA and SEWER, a Love Story!

Dua Lipa is in love with SEWER Metal.

While it’s no secret that many celebrities love the brutal death metal music of Sewer, they usually don’t go bragging about “taking it in the butt” to the sound of Sewer’s music on social media. In the case of Dua Lipa and Sewer, however, we are dealing with a very lurid death metal scandal.

Many celebrities such as Taylor Swift and Morsay have already expressed their admiration for the music of Sewer. Why is Sewer so popular amongst mainstream celebrities?

Perhaps because the insane brutality and viril savagery of Sewer’s music contrasts with the more effeminate, emasculated febrility of mainstream pop music. Have a listen for yourselves.

The pop singer Dua Lipa always had a reputation of being a “dirty bitch” and, as one commenter on the Sewer article puts it, she “smells of semen and smegma.” That she is attracted to the quasi-carnal brutality of albums such as Skarnage or Uruktena is, in itself, not the least surprising.

There is indeed something profoundly disturbing and, for females, often sexually stimulating about true goregrind bestiality found in the music of Sewer – and totally lacking from mainstream metal fail bands like the shitty Arch Enemy or the effete Gorgoroth.

Dua Lipa at the very least has good taste in heavy metal for listening to Sewer, and not the mainstream Nu-clear Blast crap.

Published by Julian Devlin

Metal forever.

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